jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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• 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
• 2. Are you outgoing or shy?
• 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
• 4. Are you easy to get alone with?
• 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
• 6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
• 7. Do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now?
• 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
• 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
• 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
• 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
• 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
• 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
• 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
• 15. What good thing happened this summer?
• 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
• 17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
• 18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
• 19. Do you like bubble baths?
• 20. Do you like your neighbors?
• 21. What are you bad habits?
• 22. Where would you like to travel?
• 23. Do you have trust issues?
• 24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
• 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
• 26. What do you do when you wake up?
• 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
• 28. Who are you most comfortable around?
• 29. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up?
• 30. Do you ever want to get married?
• 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
• 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
• 33. Spell your name with your chin.
• 34. Do you play sports? What sports?
• 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
• 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
• 37. What do you say during awkward silences?
• 38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
• 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
• 40. What do you want to do after high school?
• 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
• 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
• 43. Do you smile at strangers?
• 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
• 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
• 46. What are you paranoid about?
• 47. Have you ever been high?
• 48. Have you ever been drunk?
• 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
• 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
• 51. Ever wished you were someone else?
• 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
• 53. Favourite makeup brand?
• 54. Favourite store?
• 55. Favourite blog?
• 56. Favourite colour?
• 57. Favourite food?
• 58. Last thing you ate?
• 59. First thing you ate this morning?
• 60. Ever won a competition? For what?
• 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
• 62. Been arrested? For what?
• 63. Ever been in love?
• 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
• 65. Are you hungry right now?
• 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
• 67. Facebook or Twitter?
• 68. Twitter or Tumblr?
• 69. Are you watching tv right now?
• 70. Names of your bestfriends?
• 71. Craving something? What?
• 72. What colour are your towels?
• 72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
• 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
• 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
• 75. Favourite animal?
• 76. What colour is your underwear?
• 77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
• 78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
• 79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
• 80. What colour pants?
• 81. Favourite tv show?
• 82. Favourite movie?
• 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
• 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
• 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
• 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
• 87. First person you talked to today?
• 88. Last person you talked to today?
• 89. Name a person you hate?
• 90. Name a person you love?
• 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
• 92. In a fight with someone?
• 93. How many sweatpants do you have?
• 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
• 95. Last movie you watched?
• 96. Favourite actress?
• 97. Favourite actor?
• 98. Do you tan a lot?
• 99. Have any pets?
• 100. How are you feeling?
• 101. Do you type fast?
• 102. Do you regret anything from your past?
• 103. Can you spell well?
• 104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
• 105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
• 106. Ever broken someone's heart?
• 107. Have you ever been on a horse?
• 108. What should you be doing?
• 109. Is something irritating you right now?
• 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
• 111. Do you have trust issues?
• 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
• 113. What was your childhood nickname?
• 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
• 115. Do you play the Wii?
• 116. Are you listening to music right now?
• 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
• 118. Do you like Chinese food?
• 119. Favourite book?
• 120. Are you afraid of the dark?
• 121. Are you mean?
• 122. Is cheating ever okay?
• 123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
• 124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• 125. Do you believe in true love?
• 126. Are you currently bored?
• 127. What makes you happy?
• 128. Would you change your name?
• 129. What your zodiac sign?
• 130. Do you like subway?
• 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
• 132. Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
• 133. Favourite lyrics right now?
• 134. Can you count to one million?
• 135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
• 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
• 137. How tall are you?
• 138. Curly or Straight hair?
• 139. Brunette or Blonde?
• 140. Summer or Winter?
• 141. Night or Day?
• 142. Favourite month?
• 143. Are you a vegetarian?
• 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
• 145. Tea or Coffee?
• 146. Was today a good day?
• 147. Mars or Snickers?
• 148. What's your favourite quote?
• 149. Do you believe in ghosts?
• 150. Get the closet book next to you, open it to page 95, what's the first line on that page?
• If you reblog this put numbers in the ask of the person you reblogged it from.
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i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

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bluepac:

justlikenoel:

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever

A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter

I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key 

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space-pyjamas:

do you ever just cry because you have all these friends that are so much cooler and funnier and smarter and better than you

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kenzis:

so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’

kev got the d

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l-ostyouth:

Aw darling, if you thought you needed to loose weight, you wouldn’t have uploaded a photo of yourself in a sports bra and the tiniest bike shorts I’ve ever seen in my life onto your instagram for your 10,000 followers to see

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